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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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