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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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