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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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