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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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