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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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