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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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