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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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