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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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