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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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