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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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