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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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