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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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