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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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