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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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