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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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