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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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