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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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