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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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