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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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