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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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