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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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