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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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