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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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