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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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