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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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