Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.