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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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