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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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