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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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