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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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