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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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