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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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