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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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