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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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