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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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