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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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