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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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