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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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