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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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