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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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