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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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