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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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