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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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