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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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