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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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