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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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