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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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