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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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