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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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