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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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