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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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