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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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